getting stuck in a weird cosmic void has clearly not been the highlight of Link’s day
SPEAKING OF A LINK BETWEEN WORLDS I’m going to do exactly what I did for Skyward Sword and refrain from posting spoilers for two months, with plenty of warning before I start posting them.
Again, no spoilers will be posted for two months, and all posts relating to the game will be tagged “a link between worlds” for your blacklisting convenience.
(Also the game is really really fun but that ought to go without saying lol)
Ask not for whom the bell tolls.
"Now sit your ass down I’ll tell you for whom this bell tolls you ignorant peasant.
See this tower? See it? Guess who built it? The gods. And guess who they built it for? That’s right fool, their Chosen One. They built this thing to measure just how big their balls are and make sure that they’ve got what it takes to kick Ganon’s bacon-flavored ass. And when that bell rings, the Chosen One’s gonna ride down to the ancient world below the sea to receive their holiest weapon of mass destruction and reveal their true and ultimate glory as THE Hero of Legend.
So you wanna know for whom this bell tolls?
It tolls for me.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get out my grappling hook.”
the walls got tired of Link’s bullshit so they kicked him out